Here's the hot gossip already leaking from America down this very drainpipe! The problem with innocence is that it can't be kept in a box.
So what do two American girls do when they reach the ripe old age of their late teens and things already begin to go wrong? How do they remain famous?
One thing that's impossible. You can't grow up AND remain innocent. So most real artists would advise Miley & Selena to become better singers or better actresses.
Develop their talents. Discover more about themselves from within. Get real! Stay focused! Or there's the old Britney way.
The technique employed by thousands and thousands of desperate stars and wannabe stars the world over. Get the tits out! Forget (oops) to put your knickers on and let the paparazzi enjoy themselves as you oh so carefully get out of the back of a car in a ladylike way that completely innocently allows a colour close up of your fanny to get printed in every fan magazine across the globe.Looks like Miley and Selena are taking Route One. The cheap one-way street. The Britney highway.
News from both camps tells of plans to up the raunchy image and cast aside that look of innocence which made both girls famous in the first place. This can mean only one thing. They're both hitting the panic button. Too many very young girls coming up behind them. Too many mothers now banning their 13 year old daughters from watching "Filthy Miley and "Sexy Selena".
Watch closely fans as both girls now take the slow and painful road back to obscurity. See them accidentally expose a breast whilst leaning over to stroke a puppy. Flash a nipple as they raise an arm to hail a taxi. Both meticulously rehearsed to provide maximum impact.
Watch too for the first knicker flash. Then the see-through knicker flash. Before finally the ooops the ultimate no panties flash.
Profesor Britney knows how all these feats are accomplished. What's the betting that even now she's got the girls in night school giving them a daily masterclass?
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