Paramedics aren't often surprised in their line of work, but when a celebrity like Angelina Jolie is in medical need some jaws are bound to drop...
Especially when those world-class boobies are tightly caught in a bicycle's chain sprocket! Jolie, who's breasts have sagged considerably since birthing 7 children.
In the past few years, was rushed first to a Schwin bicycle dealership where. An equally surprised owner, Herman Rouse, cut the chain with a special tool.
Jolie was then taken to Memorial Hospital where surgeons repaired her breasts while she endured. A grueling three hour operation.
Surgeon Mike Farrel gave the anxious family and friends a successful 'thumbs up' as he walked into the waiting room with the good news.
"Miss Jolie will recover. Right now we have her breasts in a cast and in a few months they should heal fine." Privately, Dr. Farrel cautioned the immediate family that Angelina's breasts will droop another foot or so and cautioned them to be patient and to purchase some real soft slippers and shoes for her just in case.
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